man splanting

when a male. plants a tree and produces semen on the tree

karen:billy have you man been man splanting

billy:not yet mom

by L.w.sommerville November 28, 2016

Bamboo splitting

A sex position that starts with missionary and the person being penetrated puts one leg up in the air

I wanted him to get deeper so we changed position into bamboo splitting

by TheFlamingIcecream October 8, 2019

Skull splitting anger

A man with a one inch penis that's very angry because of his tiny scrotum, loves shitty death/black metal, is a bong zombie who loves the zombie bong, sniffs rank stinky facts, and is genuinely wack.

When Skull splitting anger got broken up with because of his tiny penis and balls, he resorted to huffing paint and sniffing rank farts

by PkTheArsonist July 8, 2021

rip-snorting

How a wild boar acts when he goes crazy, such as when he enters a strawberry patch or a chicken coop.

Let's have some rip-snorting good times in this piece.

Man, I got rip-snorted by that test this morning.

by . Anonymous . January 12, 2009

splitting her biscuit

the action performed before penetration with genitalia normally performed with karate chop action.

Mike was going to have sex with his girlfriend and Harmon informs him to get her better prepared for your man sausage you must first start by splitting her biscuit.

by TaylorHarmonMike July 19, 2007

Film Snorting

Synonym for film pirating. Originating in Yorkshire. Teenagers from the UK wanted to make pirating sound more illegal and dangerous. Also can be used in other terms as in "music-snorting" for illegally downloading music.

1. That film was awful, I wouldn't even snort it!

2. I've just been online film snorting the latest movie.

3. He went to prison; he was caught film snorting!

4. You wouldn't snort a car...

by ZeusWeasley July 17, 2009

Sporting a Weasely

Having an erection while wearing pants, yet it is clear that they are erect.
Not to be confused with "Pulling a Weasely", yet it is still similar.

Did you see Ron's dad?
No, why?
He's totally Sporting a Weasely while talking to that woman.

by Morik June 14, 2010