Splooge

Chunky jizz that spurts out of a rhinoceros

He ate all seventy cans of splooge thinking it was mayo

by Fudgedragon2005 July 22, 2019

Splooge

That sound you hear when your successfully pleasuring a woman, having a sexual intercourse, or when your eating her out.

It is also that you had heard if you were ever blessed enough to witness two lesbian's 69'ing each other.

You can also hear this phenomenon sound when your mixing tuna with mayonnaise in a bowl.

Mary could feel her pussy drooling as Kate was using her talented mouth to nibble on her clitoris.

Kate, knowing that Mary was on the edge of a mind-vlowing orgasm, knew it was time to use her fingers to pump her slippery hole.

Soon Mary was causing Kate's pussy to make a splooge-like sound and she knew that she must bring Kate to her anticipated orgasm.

by ThatGuyWhoKnowsAlot March 5, 2013

Splooge

ejaculate fluid, jizz, cum

Sgt_slaughter21 splooged all over his keyboard.

by Anonymous April 13, 2003

Splooge

To blow your load with tremedous force and amazing speed

I splooged all over when I saw Mrs. Roberts naked

by dave May 13, 2005

Splooge

juice that fires out of the male sex organ. It also has been found to jam some AK-47 rifles due to the growing craze of splooging into the barrles of them.

Splooge in Nick's ak makes it jam.

by Alex Stephan April 2, 2007

Splooge

A liquid like substance emmitted from the penis when the penis owner has reached his sexual climax.

OH shyt bitch! Oh my GOD! AH, OH almost..... Oh! SPLOOOOOOGE!

by Sploogie April 2, 2003

Splooge

A small unit of measurement specific to food.

I'll take a side salad with just a splooge of ranch.

by niggatude69 July 11, 2009