boner
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pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
erection
pitching a tent
sporting a wood
icicles formed
the march is on
stiffy
mr. mortis
rigor mortis has set in
flesh rocket
jack's magic beanstalk
tall tommy
mushroom on a stick
and, uh, pedro
by Mikey Cee May 4, 2006
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ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
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The ripping or tearing sound that is caused by a quick release of gas from the anus, otherwise known as a fart.
I thought Jason tore his pants today at work but I later realized it was his clapping sphincter as the pungent odor tickled my nose hairs.
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Get the Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version mug.A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.
After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.
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2)A meaning of severe mis-fourtune or bad luck, extremely worse than just being screwed, or fucked, or fucked dry.
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A)Holly shit man, did you see that girl get sphincter fucked, i can't believe she took all 14 inches of that!
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