Spladouche

"Spladouche" is the onomatopoetic exclamation and physical act a woman performs during delivery of female ejaculate to the face of a partner.

Big Suze was rougher than the other dykes, she often ended her climax with a spladouche on her partner, but, I guess that's what to expect from a mature softball player.

by tivo May 26, 2012

salaloo

what you call your BFF beautiful female friend who is there whenever you need her and helps you all the time and you wouldn't love your blood sister as much as her if you had one. She is one of the guys and you feel comfortable having guy conversations with her. She shares the passion of smoking hookah with you. She is just simply awesome!

hey Salaloo can you get the hookah started?
Salaloo I need to find a laloo for tonight do you know anyone?

by ashimashi December 17, 2012

spallone

Hair looks exactly the same everyday, average height and good at everything.

Look at his Spallone hair!!!

by Kriztchon May 17, 2018

Splatoey

To fall on the ground and ultimately die.

Once the man jumped, he went splatoey on the ground.

by Breadyboi July 13, 2019

Spalotic

Absolutely Nothing

Jack: Spalotic
Everyone: ?

by uauaca April 25, 2020

Splatoonsexual

Joke/Fake sexuality

A person who is romantically/sexually attracted to characters from the Splatoon franchise or original characters from the Splatoon universe.

Person 1: i think the Squid Sisters are kinda hot, i bought all their merch, i even took out a loan.

Person 2: Dude you're either Splatoonsexual or just weird

by NotLucaTheGhost April 21, 2022

the splatoon 1 losing music

The worst thing to have ever been crafted by mankind.

Person 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Person 2: What happened?
Person 1: I lost in Splatoon 1 and heard the splatoon 1 losing music, and now I want to game-end myself.
Person 2: *listens to the song* Yo, that's kinda banging

by ISimpForOxygen September 29, 2022