Soulstandered

the epitome of nerd/virgin

this sad excuse for a human being spends 16 hours a day on Warcraft III while still being terrible at the game

the other 8 hours of his day consists of jacking off to underage anime porn and crying himself to sleep

man, you need to get off WC3 or you'll end up like Soulstandered

by 9_9 August 15, 2008

Sobsterbate

To masturbate while wallowing in self-pity.
To masturbate while crying.

Can't get ahold of Mike? His girlfriend just dumped him, I'll bet he's home sobsterbating.

by Annie July 1, 2005

slustitute

Someone who works as a prostitute but still somehow manages to exemplify the characteristics of a true slut.

She's such a slustitute! She works 8 hours a day as a prostitute and then sleeps with at least 3 different guys every night after work.

by AttiFinch May 25, 2011

soulsta

1. A person with a superior soul.

2. A top-notch holy crunk soul rapper.

3.A person with fly soul qualities.

The Soulsta made beautiful soul music.

by Antonio Jackson March 22, 2008

souptacular

an overwhelming sensation of euphoric happiness, exhibiting a joyful response. characterized by objects of a phenomenal nature.

Eating Kraft Dinner at midnight while getting drunk with strangers on chat roulette is souptacular!

by thebristishsociety101 June 19, 2013

Skust

Airborne skin particulate that resembles a dust cloud.

There was so much skust in the air when she pulled the blanket off that old lady!

by Oh Well Oh Well May 13, 2016

souptobi

Very interesting human but can be nice !! 😋 I like them! 💟

“souptobi overuses your mom jokes.”

by strawberryberries March 17, 2022