sooner

A woman (or i suppose in this politically correct age equally a man) who is very ugly indeed, at least a three bagger, that one has slept with, or might sleep with.

Derived from the fact that you would sooner bite off your own arm than move it from under her and risk waking her up the next morning.

'Look at the sooner!'
'Would you?'
'No'
'Really?'
'Definatly not!'
'She fancies you.'
'You reckon?'
'Yeah'
'Well, if I don't do any better by the end of the night...'

by TeaPee April 17, 2006

Boomer Sooner

What you yell upon hearing what contemporary Texas country douchebags have done to country music. Being a Texan and yelling this is not uncommon. No one cares about your country slut girlfriend!

Bert: They’re having a concert down at the local honkytonk.

Me: by who?

Bert: Koe Wetzel

Me: F@ck that, go yourself, Boomer Sooner!!!

by ZachAttack94 May 14, 2021

the sooners

PFFF Longhorns suck ya ok who got slaughtered 55-19 and asked USC to run the ball so the clock wouldnt stop in the Orange Bowl

Longhorns at least won the Rose Bowl

Sooners suck there streak of beating the Longhorns is doen this year

by Rob Chaboyer September 18, 2005

sooner

To prefer or to favor.

Louis Hawkeye:
"Hey Leblanc, Do you want a bag of dill pickle chips?"
Leblanc:
"Yeah, I suppose but I would sooner salt n' vineagar."

by danmk November 5, 2006

Sooner-Piled

The act of many Oklahoma Sooner fans coming to the aid of a single misguided Sooner fan. This action usually occurs on message boards and can be spotted easily because of the Sooners overly emotional reactions to simple posts.

Even though TLO is an idiot and everyone knows it the Sooner fans still Sooner-Piled blah & bdub just for calling him out.

by 44Acres November 18, 2009

Soontember

Sometime in the next several weeks, maybe months. Used to refer to a task or activity that has been procrastinated or is likely to be.

-We have to go camping again sometime.
-I know, I've got it pencilled in for the 1st of Soontember.

by g_transcribe October 1, 2009

Sooner Bonanza

When you order the Oklahoma pay per view football game and put a huge projector in your backyard and invite all of your neighborhood to come watch it for free.

After the Sooner Bonanza it will be clear who butters the bread in this neighborhood.

by Sideways23 September 9, 2020