Sargasm

A fake orgasm with a sarcastic and unfelt acknowledgement.

Christine announced her sargasm while rolling her eyes, "Oh yes, yes you are so good, oh baby you bring the woman out of me. Now get off of me you fat bastard!".

by Bat Fastard May 13, 2006

sorgasm

the state in which one has used a significant amount of sarcasm and receives pleasure from it

After making fun of Ethan for several minutes, I got a sorgasm.

by celtics August 15, 2008

soapgasm

When one enters an orgasmic state of existence from exposure to Snakes on a Plane related things.

Seeing Samuel L. Jackson on the same plane I was on gave me a SoaPgasm!

When I changed my phone wallpaper to the Snakes on a Plane logo, I soapgasmed!

That Cobra Starship song Snakes on a Plane (Bring it) played on the radio and I pretty much SoaPgasm'd.

by mike frickin r September 14, 2008

sorgasm

A Sorgasm is when an orgasm is so amazingly good(that words cant describe) that the womans vagina hurts for the rest of her life, but in a good way.(no other orgasm can rival this)

I could tell that my mom got a Sorgasm years ago because she still complains about the feel good pain.

by Daniel Makkes December 9, 2007

Sargasm

1. (n) A conversation which takes place between two or more people, often close acquaintances, possibly after sex, which is so awash in sarcasm that it may be utterly baffling to any passers-by who happen to be listening in.

Typical sargasm:

Dude, have you heard about that up-and-comer Meagan Fox?

Yeah, she's too fat and ugly to ever make it in showbiz, though. She better stick to those Oscar-bait indie films.

I know. I also heard she's planning on staying chaste till marriage. And she's a man.

by BIG_PAPA69 July 12, 2010

Sargasm

(n) sarcastic remarks during or immediately following sexual acts that conclude with an orgasm or climax.

Alice rolled her eyes when Jeff finally rolled off of her, and fed him an exasperated sargasm, "Wow, that was *so* good, Jeff. I just . . . loved it when you bit my ear."

by RJ O'Dresdin V February 18, 2013

Sargasm

Sarcasm that can lead to an orgasm.

He was so funny I had a sargasm.

by L Desi January 31, 2008