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Snorgtees 

The reason I get a boner every time I go on Urban Dictionary.
I was looking at definitions on Urban Dictionary earlier, and the ads for Snorgtees kept coming up with really hot girls in skimpy shorts. I could only look at 2 definitions before running in to choke the chicken.
Snorgtees by Boxcar69 March 18, 2013
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Snorgtees 

1) Chances are, there's an ad to your right showing some fugly, flat-chested girl wearing some stupid looking t-shirt with some gay ass punchline on them. At the bottom it'll say SnorgTees... those shirts are pretty retarded huh?

2) Shirts that Soulja Boy and his gay ass fans should wear; this way could easily recognize a retard when they come by so we can tone down our intelligent talk to make sure they can understand, or tell them to fuck off/ keep on walking (when on the streets).
1) Look to your right, as was said in the definition, usually at the top of the page if this definition is found at the bottom of the page.

2) Gas station clerk: "Great here comes someone with a Snorgtees. Probably mentally challenged."

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Hey man, can I, like, can you like, take out money from this card?"

Gas station clerk: "You'd have to use the ATM"

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "OK man thanks. Where can I find one?"

Gas station clerk: "There's one... RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" *gas station clerk rubs temples*

Idiot wearing a Snorgtees Shirt: "Oh OK, thanks man"

*Gas station clerk takes some Advil*
Snorgtees by Raw Doggy June 18, 2010

snorgtees 

Why don't you look to your right and you'll see an ad about it.
If it isn't there, why don't you complain to google ads?
Right is this way if you don't know. Retard.
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Snorgtees are not funny. If you laugh at them, you're probably Bob Saget.
snorgtees by -MC-Dreidel July 8, 2010
Effectively a mispronunciation of the word 'snuggle' - usually used in order to indicate the object of the verb as something excessively cute.
'I snorgled that little fluffy kitten!'
snorgle by Nikki Slade January 22, 2007

snorgtees chick 

the chicks you always see on snorgtees ads wearing those goofy t-shirts
I saw a snorgtees chick in an ad today wearing a shirt about bacon.
snorgtees chick by iCoinedThat1199 December 12, 2009
Referring to the great tits on the female models of a popular clothing line. Small, Large, Round, Low Riders, or Firm, they are all perfect in their own way.
Jack: Hey Bobby. Check out the tits on her!

Bobby: Awesome set of Snorgtits man. Good spot on that one Jack.