Referring to the great tits on the female models of a popular clothing line. Small, Large, Round, Low Riders, or Firm, they are all perfect in their own way.
Jack: Hey Bobby. Check out the tits on her!
Bobby: Awesome set of Snorgtits man. Good spot on that one Jack.
Bobby: Awesome set of Snorgtits man. Good spot on that one Jack.
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What does the Holocaust and SnorgTees have in common?
They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
They're not funny at all and anybody who laughs at them has no soul.
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by Snorgtees Geez April 17, 2010
Get the snorgtees whore mug.A hot girl who wears bad shirts. Particularly the ones who model for SnorgTees, despite the lame jokes, the girls are FINE as hell.
by MikeBigD July 23, 2010
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They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
They're the kind of T-shirts that you'd think about MAYBE buying for that ONE friend who ALWAYS speaks in memes, and is generally a socially awkward tag-along. But then you decide that it's probably best that you don't spend $18 just to make your "friend" look immature and yourself just slightly more in with pop culture.
There are some T-shirts/hoodies that will make you do that grunting laugh thing that you do when you're minimally amused and you want to laugh but it's just not that funny. However, there are some T-shirts that are just plain stupid and sound like when the idea for it was concieved, two guys and maybe a girl were high on LSD and pissing themselves laughing some cheap slapstick comedy from the 90s.
Hayden: "Kathy's birthday was yesterday."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Hayden: "Yeah."
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Will: "Yeah."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
Will: "Wow."
Will: "Oh, cool. Did you get here anything?"
Hayden: "Well, I didn't wanna be a dick and get her some trinket from the dollar store so I decided to get her a T-shirt."
Will: "A... a T-shirt... ?"
Hayden: "Yeah."
Will: "Fair enough. Which T-shirt?"
Hayden: "Well, I kinda didn't want her to get her something like plain and boring because she's probably got a ton of them."
Will: "Yeah."
Hayden: "She kinda uses that 'nom nom nom' meme a lot on MSN, so I found this site called 'SnorgTees' and they had this pretty expensive T-shirt with "Nom nom nom" on it... so I got that."
Will: "Wow."
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A beaver in an argument with another saying "I don't give a dam".
Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.
Well done, Snorgtees, but I think I missed the punchline.
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