snirch

snirching is the act of sniffing an area after one has sat there for a period of time. snirchers can be found at gyms, offices, and cinemas. leather seats with sweat marks are usually most sought after, hence gyms are probably most common grounds for finding this rare species of human.

im sure that guy is snirching my chair

"what is that girl doing with my chair?"
"probably having a snirch"

i know that guy, he's a snircher

by pj towersey October 4, 2006

snorch

When a female snorts cocaine straight off of a DICK.

Tiara couldn't wait for Ronnie to whip out some blow, so she could do a gnarly snorch off his 8"!

by sketchtrain March 11, 2008

snarch

a person that uses crafty manipulation to bring about a desired outcome.

I snarched my boyfriend into getting me an expensive birthday gift since he will be out of town for my celebration.

by steph jacobi March 2, 2009

snirch

something that used to be a lot of fun, but is now confined to a small area and is uninspiring.

Chris is a snirch these days, never leaves his home and isn't as fun as old Chris

by columbiangabe June 28, 2010

skerch

to not; to have different plans or something else in mind.

"Are you coming to my party tonight or skerch?"
-"Skerch. I've got a family thing I have to go to."

by longlegged December 27, 2012

Snurch

When you're eating or drinking and you laugh and the food gets stuck at the back of your throat and you snort.

"woah dude you okay?"
"yeah I just snurched."

by WalrusTheSquirrel February 17, 2015

Slerch

A mixture of pee, spit, snot, Wasabi, and egg.

Ronnie had "slerch" last night because the Cowboys lost.

by Lt rich October 18, 2011