Hench Stench

The hench (UK slang for big and bulky/muscular) combined with "hench stench" so as to describe a bad smell - chiefly from a bodily source but can relate to environmental smells

Used as an anthropomorphism of a particulary smelly fart.

Piers: What was that sound?

Wally: Errrr..

*2 seconds passes*

Piers: Mate, that was a HENCH STENCH!

by Guffmeister November 28, 2011

Edward stench

A low-key way of telling someone they smell bad

Damn, there's a real Edward stench in the room.

by The Coffee Shop October 4, 2017

nigga stench

that smell that every nigger has

that nigger has the nigga stench

by tedtwinkletoes August 12, 2015

Stench Trench

A slightly wiffy 'Kipper Canyon' qv

She'd just got back from Yoga and had a bit of a Stench Trench, it was like sucking on a lead acid battery

by Simon C June 18, 2004

Stench Bench

A place for a female to sit that comprises a man's lap and, specifically, his erect manhood. Use of this phrase usually implies that more than just sitting (namely, boning) is underway.

Alex's sister is hot! I may have to let her sit on the Stench Bench.

by Nicholas A. B. June 30, 2008

Dick Stench

The smell of a rancid penis that's not been washed for months.

Jerry: I seen some homeless guy yesterday, he was disgusting, he had really bad Dick Stench.

by The Masked Porn Star February 13, 2009

stench

Unappealling aroma, possibly difficult to remove

"Jesus Christ, Barbara, the stench from your flange this morning is disgusting"

by Stevie October 16, 2003