Smunts

A group of people which are very smug about something and are referreded to as cunts.

For example:
What a bunch of fucking smunts!

by MC Squire September 5, 2016

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paper suits

a beyond compare super tight speedo for swimming in Regional and state competitions. it is make out of paper therfore the name "paper suit." it is usually 5x smaller than the norman one and can barely contain it's conetents. after a day or two of use it becomes transparent and shows your "package" dude to the dye color has faded

while rummiging threw tom's old stuff his girlfriend found his paper suit and asked him what it was for.

by i hope i can remeber September 15, 2004

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FFS Smuts Backup Palace

Possibly the greatest internet forum on the World Wide Web. A heady mix of music, chat, gossip, nerdiness, fashion, and diabolical intrigue guaranteed to keep you glued to your keyboard for weeks. Run by the fragrant and devastatingly beautiful Smut, the Backup Palace houses such legendary figures as the might Krburg (god of music and porn), Gemma Golightly (always in a happy spliff-induced daze), the guitar uber-geek Phil Fuckmeiknowmystuff (Cool Gang Leader), rock steady Craig (the rock's Rock), Arthur Fat Fingers (forum apple whore), Crimson Dob (the drinking woman's crumpet), the frightening Knobrothtear (faustian nightmare extraordinaire), Hong Kong Jack (flying the flag at the end of the Empire), "Hoops" Dunkin' Duncan (emo maestro), Maccyl "My Arms Are Not Long FFS!" MacCool (long-armed wonder), Bangmycock (Leeds Lothario), Joe Allatsea and Sam Gouldylocks (super nerds!), Le Girl (style maven and super nerd disciple), Shola (FFS!), Gobby "They're not Neu! tho!" Weasel (forum pariah and all-round legend), and Carmine (Legal Eagle). The Backup Palace includes such awe-inspiring sections as the Snootch to the Bootch club (the best downloads on the internet), the truly amazing Babyjib (cor! what a looker!)'s Fashion Boutique, the Geek's Club, Upcoming "what time is everyone getting there ffs?!" Gigs section, and the rubbish anti-Arsenal Zenon's Sports Emporium (run by Zenon who doesn't get a mention here because he is a spud sucker). There are no doubts: truly the greatest Forum in history

An Average Day's Posting on FFS Smuts Backup Palace includes:

I told Reece that i wasn't gonna give him blow-job's no more ad he told me that was fine and could I do anal insted. I said yes - the Legendary Babygal (R.I.F.P.)

I once faced having the chop (though I should have had it anyway being Jewish) but I didn't have to in the end because the Canestan worked - the Mighty Gobshite Yarbles

by Anonymusketeer July 28, 2008

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suits

northern homosexual who uses 'cycling' as an acronym for dubious private practices, including the shaving of ones body. most likely to be seen in bars of ill repute or in belgian fields particating in aforementioned practices.

Ron Davies

by Jury May 13, 2004

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Jimmy Smits

1. When someone gets way too drunk and/or gets drunk enough that they feel that re-enacting the character played by Jimmy Smits in the "Tommyknockers" by walking drunk out of a 2nd story window is a good idea. This means they are drunk enough to do anything up to or equaling the level of drunken jackassery it takes to walk out of a 2nd story window.

2. A way of explaining that you are getting drunk on the down-low.

1. "Yeah, I pretty much turned into Jimmy Smits last night, called my ex up, and told her to suck a cheeta's dick." or "I was thinking about choking the bitch, but I figured I'd turn into Jimmy Smits instead."

2. "My Dad just got home, but I assure you I'm Jimmy Smits."

by Maltrevenius July 1, 2008

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