smokey treat

a cigarette, cigar, or probably anything that can be smoked. applies especially to flavoured smokes.

Yall wanna roll out n catch a smokey treat?

smokey treat by bob February 21, 2003

smokey dugong 

the art of wrapping ones ass cheeks around ones head

someone lays on the ground face up while someone wraps there ass cheeks around there face and gives them a smokey dugong

smokey dugong by smokey1111 May 6, 2009

Smokey the Bear 

A fucking awesome ass bear who will take yo bitch and yo weed beware of the bear

Tom: "what happened to us smoking tonight dude?"
Chad: "Fuckin smokey the bear dude."

Smokey the Bear by yomomama November 12, 2013

Smokey Brown

Smoking weed while sitting on the shitter

"Man I took a mad smokey brown earlier! I was so high, I just sat on the shitter for like thirty minutes!"

Smokey Brown by ThatStankDank June 9, 2014

Smokey Oven 

The act of blowing smoke from either a cigarette, joint, crack pipe or vape into a woman's vagina, and then having sex for a couple seconds. When the man pulls his penis out, smoke comes out the woman's vagina resembling something coming out of a smokey oven.

"My boyfriend did a smokey oven on me last night....we aren't talking anymore."

Smokey Oven by Cunty McCuck October 29, 2017

smokey the bear 

Dergatory trucker term for the police.

Oh, shit, here comes Smokey the Bear on the radar..

smokey the bear by Alias 440 October 1, 2003

smokey chokey bum wank 

also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.

sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft

smokey chokey bum wank by ring sting king August 1, 2009