smufflepuff

a deformed penis

Mallory eats smufflepuffs for breakfast

by erica April 23, 2003

smuff

the mixed semen and saliva bridge spanning the gap between the upper and lower lips of a person who just performed oral sex

"Can I get a kiss now?"
"Nope, get out of here with that smuff mouth."

by Dash Carl September 25, 2011

sluffed

To blow off in a snobby manner.

I can't believe Jess just sluffed us.

Jess is a goddamn sluffer.

by Mr. Rittles June 25, 2005

Smuffling

To encase, or otherwise stuff ones penis and scrotum, a.k.a. junk, into a very tight pair of leather pants. Smuffling is expanded to mean any rough tucking or handling, by oneself or others, of said junk, ranging from mild smuffling to extreme, drag queen smuffling (may or may not involve surgical staples).

Smuffling is also extremely useful when attempting to defecate upon your own chest.

"I tried to shit on my own chest, but my balls get in the way. I might have to do some smuffling to do it."

by Miss Courtney January 7, 2009

Sluff

The sound a puppy makes when it comes out of its mom

Sluff the baby is here

by SUMFURRYTHING November 6, 2017

Sluff Ass

Person who does little to nothing at work.

He has been Sluff Ass'in around all day.

She is a real sluff ass.

by Quartermaster May 6, 2009

smuff

A short word for "shaved muff". Ideal.

Man, last night I went down Becky's pants, and there was nothing but smooth, non-hairy smuff. :)

by Kevin Raymond April 3, 2008