Sizing up

Basketball term usually used to gauge one defenders ability

“What’s he doing with the ball”
He’s sizing up seeing how he reacts

by YungDraco July 25, 2021

smiling hotdog

when your reciving a blow job and then taking a dump on the girls chest, an then when your about to cum you pull out and try to make zig zags on the topp of the shit.

Then grab her by the ankels and lift her up so the shit rolls down into her face from her chest, and that breif moment she grins and says oh my god thats gross.

i met this chick at the bar and i gave her a smiling hotdog.

by Odisesis the Odyssey N Tribots June 15, 2010

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011

smiling caboose

When you take your first finger and middle finger and twist them together like your crossing your fingers, but you straighten them (still crossed) and you stick them in your rectum and uncross them. Enjoy

Last night we were doing in and he gave me a smiling caboose.
Please baby let me smiling caboose you!

by Atomic Shadow & Smil3kills August 25, 2013

Smiling Willy

1. A curved erection.

Damn! That girl gave me a smiling willy!

by oh deary me May 11, 2015

shizingizingar

code name for curse words for the people who can't curse

Oh shizingizingar I forgot it was Brianna's birthday and I still have to get her a gift.

by mandapanda101 May 18, 2015

Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018