Smitts Pong

An alternative to beer pong; it includes 2 players, ping pong paddles, ping pong balls, lots of beer, and cigarettes (which do not have to be smoked). Each player puts a can of beer on their side, at the same spot respective to each player. Cigarettes are stuck upright in the opening of the cap. The players volley until you strike the can, in which the other player has to take a gulp of beer; if the cigarette is knocked over, the player has to drink the rest of the beer. Play until content with drunkenness. 'Smitts" comes from the combination of the two original players last names who invented it.

Hey man, want to play some Smitts Pong with me? its the new shit screw beer pong.

by Spying_Fuzzball November 27, 2011

Smitten

a cute pet name for your little smegma kitten

oh my little smitten i love you

by big_daddy_dogs_kitten_69 February 11, 2022

peep smitty

To see what someone was doing when they thought no could see or
to catch someone in the act of something.

Did you peep smitty?
Yeah, I saw dude stick the money in his back pocket.

by Ms.Kee October 18, 2008

Anal Spittoon

To blow a man, then spit his own cum into his asshole to be used as lube to fuck him.

Bob did an Anal Spittoon to spit Matt’s own cum up his ass to give him the fuck of his life.

by BeObie January 21, 2019

shittoon

The equivalent to a spittoon, but made for shit; a receptacle for shit; a toilet.

Do you have a plunger? I plugged the shittoon again.

by JD Vencill December 1, 2007

shittown

A town that is economically depressed, where there is nothing to do, where the adults are deranged or stupid, and the businesses and institutions are dysfunctional.

I need to pull myself together and get out of this shittown for good.

by cazort September 15, 2003

Shitto

When you talk about your Friend just being absolute shit at a given task.

Person A: Sean just lost two princess towers in Clash Royale.
Person B: Sean Shitto

by DarknessMyOldFriend January 23, 2019