Hoagie smack

To whip your penis out, and smack someone directly in the face violently. (nonstop)

Alex hoagie smacked jolin in the face when she was sleeping.

by big dick 4 life May 2, 2009

Certified smacka

A real ass nigga a real hitta

That nigga a certified smacka boi

by Kodak blacky boo September 8, 2017

spaghetti smack

When you’re really angry, and you have really wet noodles you just made, you feel the noodles real good, then you slowly and I mean slowly one by one take the noodles and put them in a straight line. let them cool. Go outside and look for your next victim, when you spot the cockwaddle person you’re about to destroy. LEAP IN TO ACTION AND SMACK THEM IN THE FACE WITH THE NOODLES AS HARD AS YOU CAN! JOHN CENA JUMPS OUT OF THE NEAREST ORPHANAGE AND KO’s YOUR OPPONENT TO THE GROUNDDD. AS ALL THIS IS HAPPENING YOU HAVE NOW COMPLETED THE SATANIC RITUAL WHICH UNLOCKS THE GATES TO HELL... AND THEN YOU SEE IT JAMES CHARLES BALLSACK DIPPED IN BLUE PLAINT BEGGING TO SLAP YOUR FOREHEAD. sapnu puas

“well sally, he firefighter kicked the door down and backpeddled into the bedroom wearing nothing but a lime green cape, then he spaghetti smacked me right in my face! It was so hot!!”

by dontsmelthehobo March 17, 2019

Van Smack

Nickname of sports talk host Jim Rome, originally given to Nick Van Exel, longtime NBA player who played for several years for the LA Lakers (LA being where the Rome show is based) but eventually Rome co-opted the name for himself.

"Hey Van Smack, thanks for taking my call."
"I am Van Smack, and we'll be back."

by Henry June 21, 2006

smack my bitch up

Request another to inject you with Heroin or get you high. "Get me high." "Light my fire." "Shoot me up." "Smack my bitch up."

The phrase was made famous by The Prodigy. The phrase does not mean to hit your girlfriend, nor does it advocate violence toward women as it literally implies.

"Man I'm tweekin', are you holdin'?"
"You know it."
"Then smack my bitch up.

by Joe Sa September 7, 2008

smack

usually used while eating some good ass food

this burger smacks

by k money bitch June 13, 2017

naked smack down

Naked smack down (noun-verb) usually occurs when one of the guys in your group decides to get completely naked when you and the fellas are together hanging out. Most times a slap will be thrown by the naked man at and/or towards a fully clothed member of the party. This prompts that member of the friend group to also get completely naked and so on and so forth. This practice is extremely dangerous and will usually result in many palm sized welts on your butt and back. Naked smack down are completely unannounced so always be on the look out for the most liable member of your friend group.

Terry: Hey what happened at Tommy’s the other night? I heard someone ended up in the hospital.

Larry: Yeah Brett decided to start naked smack down and Ray got caught in the eye by Harry’s testicles when he was trying to choke slam Dylan.

Terry: Gnarly! Ray’s wife is gonna be pissed!

by Leland Bruce January 29, 2023