beard smacker

When a man who has never groomed his genital hair jacks off.

Godamnit, our 40yr. old virgin of a son is such a beard smacker.

by EafFish18 August 06, 2017

Cracker Smacker

It’s when someone hits a cracker, or a white person

Alex is a cracker smacker.

by Charlie Easy January 31, 2022

Cracker Smacker

A name given to Twisted Tea and similar drinks after a viral video displayed a n-word-dropping white man getting smacked across the head with a can of Twisted Tea.

A: Dude, take it easy on the Cracker Smackers. You've had three already.
B: It's fine, I'm not even drunk.

by dumptrucksupremo July 11, 2021

Boston smacker

The act of swishing hot coffee around in your mouth and proceeding to give oral.

I used to make money giving strangers Boston smackers.

by Lil chump March 17, 2021

Carpet smackers

A woman's boobs become carpet smackers when you take her from behind.

My wife's carpet smackers are smacking the carpet every time I thrust my cock into her when giving her what fer in the living room.

by thebumpasspodcast October 05, 2017

Wicker Smacker

A sex position where the girl lays on your thighs and lights the wick of a candle. You smack the wick out with your dick.

Hey, do you want to wicker Smacker tonight?

by Urban_kang September 04, 2016

Fuck smacker

The biggest baddest home made hammer that also doubles as a home made butt plug

My anus is starting to close up. When you're done using that fuck smacker, can I borrow it?

by Thebigblindman July 25, 2017