sizzard

a "dirty south" term for drinks

lets go to the bar and get some sizzards

by krazykylee10 November 4, 2010

slizzed

When one gets more drunk than anyone. The drunkest one has ever been. Getting Slizzed can only end up good. If one is slizzed eternal glory, fame, and hapiness will follow.

Oh shit, that dude is slizzed beyond repair!!!

Im getting hella slizzed tonight!

did anyone see how slizzed slizza got last night?

by slizza May 13, 2009

Snizzard

A snake that is a wizard.

How is that snake able to control those people? He's a snake wizard. Also known as a Snizzard.

by McCasper May 31, 2020

Shizzard

a shitty blizzard, commonly occurs durring windstorms in fields with fresh fertilizer on it. Also can occur when you are caught in a port-a-john when it tips over, thus covering you in shit and making it appear as though you were caught in a shizzard

"Christ john you smell like shit, were you caught in a shizzard?

by kyle cuthbertson October 5, 2008

slizzard on a goose

Drunk off dat Grey Goose

Before I leave the house
I'm slizzard on a goose
And I'm higher than a plane
So a nigga really loose

by Bp28 June 21, 2007

slizzard

When girls get so drunk that they hook up with other girls.

Judy: Did you hear she hooked up with another girl at the party last night?!
Karol: Yeah, she was definitely slizzard!

by guuwrl November 19, 2010

Slizzard

A term for a really shitty girl who is very promiscuous, shallow, manipulative, and materialistic. A slizzard is probably pretty attractive, wears nice clothes, is definitely a gold digger, and acts way too good for everyone. Term is derived from NY Pop Punk Band With the Punches.

Dude 1: Hey man did you go on that date with Ashley on Thursday?

Dude 2: Nah, man. She's such a f*cking slizzard.

by captainlandpirate. November 14, 2010