Sleepy Safari

1. (n.) An event in which two (2) or more persons willingly adventure on a nap.

2. (n.) A Safari Trip for sightseeing wild, sleepy animals.

1. I was going to hang out with Lou until I found him napping, so I just said "Fuck it!" and decided to join him on a sleepy safari.

2. "Continuing on our Sleepy Safari, Ladies and Gentlemen, you will notice to my left the Sleepy Giraffes. They love naps!"

by Mister Pencil January 20, 2009

Sleepy Jenkins

the act of creeping into a blacked out person's bed with the intent of hooking up

Aron: Did you hear about Jill?

Melissa: No! What...?

Aron: She got crunked and passed out at Eric's party last Saturday and woke up to him giving her a sleepy jenkins!

Melissa: Ew!! What a creep! I hope he doesn't try that shit at my parties...

by undefined313 November 10, 2010

Seedy Muffin

The seediest of seeds. A guy that is either shady and creepy, or overly affectionate.

*Charley walks down his dorm hall with only a towel on* Girls: "Charley is such a seedy muffin."

Girlfriend: "You are crazy."
Boyfriend: "Yeah I'm crazy...crazy for you!"
Girlfriend: "Please stop being a seedy muffin."

by Rotch the Crotch November 16, 2012

sleepy weepy

So tired that you want to cry

I am so sleepy weepy!! :(

by Simbimbop September 28, 2013

speedyrogamer

famous Romanian streamer who likes to milk money from his viewers. He also likes big cocks

P1 : Did you watch speedyrogamer today?
P2 : Yea, he got a 200 donation and ignored it because he was watching Gachi

by kewta October 1, 2019

cunty speedy men

if you have a friend called jim and your name is mazdak cunty speedy men will run and float while beating the shit out of old disabled women

holy shit cunty speedy men

by shittymale June 2, 2018

Chuckin a seedy one

Doing or saying something extremely creepy or gross -- seedy.

1. John: Wanna hear my rule with girls? If there's grass on the pitch play ball.
Alex: Man you're good at chuckin a seedy one!

2. The fine art of randomly doing a Mr Baldy impersonation.

by MR BALDY March 4, 2008