SITO

Shorthand for “sorry if this offends.”

SITO, but the ending to the Battle of Winterfell really sucked.

by Wyatt F. May 6, 2019

stomach pancakes

The drops of semen deposited on a girls stomach after ejaculation

I left an order of stomach pancakes on Sally.

by itchy corn April 15, 2003

morning stomach

when you wake up in the morning and you stomach is perfectly flat thanks to gravity and/or you sleeping on it

Friend A: "I hate my stomach!"
Friend B: "Wait it out 'till the morning, you'll feel much better when you look in the mirror"
Friend A: "Yerr, i know, but i wish i had morning stomach all the time."
Friend B: "So does everyone, dude, so does everyone."

by tregan February 24, 2010

stomach flipped

a stomach flips when people are nervous. (the stomach does not actually flip; it's just a phrase).

As I approached the school, my stomach flipped.

by Anonymous User 123 September 17, 2013

dessert stomach

The mysterious extra stomach dessert-lovers possess that allow them to eat dessert even after the "regular" stomach is completely full of non-dessert food.

The dessert stomach appears in childhood, and typically gets smaller as one ages, though this is not always the case.

MOM: Finish your dinner.
CHILD: *Groan* I can't! I'm so full, I think I'll barf if I eat another bite.
MOM: Well, I guess you're too full to eat dessert.
CHILD: I'm not too full! My dessert stomach is empty!

(child proceeds to eat entire dessert portion)

by fossilgirl June 3, 2009

sitcom

Short for situational comedy.
Some good sitcoms are Seinfeld,Married withchildren,cheers, and happy days.

Ted:Happy days is the best sitcom.
Joe:umm...yup.

by Nunya Buisness August 19, 2006

Stomach Bud

A general malaise resulting in a day off from work. Symptoms include laziness, excessive use of personal firewall products,and an unnatural obsession with SAV Server. If corrective measures are not taken, minds can be deleted.

I've got a stomach bud. OR

looks like you've got a stomach bud, take two shots of roundup and call me in the morning. and stay away from the Miracle Gro.

by Kommodore March 20, 2009