Sinute

A sinute (sin-ute) is a person who works for the government, but is not officially employed by the government. A sinute has authority and power over every government agency, and their sole job is to find people who think bad about the government.

Sinutes are specially trained to consider a persons state of mind in this aspect. Sinutes are feared by most people who have encountered them.

The two men in the van across the street are most probably sinutes.

by nzgovt February 12, 2010

sinus rape

Non consensual and forcible use of an object that is being thrust into the sinus cavity of another person or being.

Dude, i sinus raped my cusion with a pickle while he was sleeping

by kingsaitothegreat April 18, 2010

sinukoff

a very nice young man who happens to be ashke-nazi!!!

Zach: I am very fond of Sinukoff...
T: Too bad hes an ashke-nazi!!!!

by zach benatar March 4, 2008

sinus shorts

what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.

Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.

by LunaBearRuns October 22, 2010

Sinushit

The yellow/greenish stuff that comes out of your nose when you have an infected sinusite.

"I don't even dare blowing my nose in public, I know that sinushit will come out"

"Ew, Dave sneezed and sprayed sinushit all over the table."

by FinaO February 12, 2013

Sinus Slimer

When a man sticks his penis tight to someone's nostril and cums, causing the semen to run through the nasal cavity and seep out the adjacent nostril, cleansing the sinuses.

I was stuffed up for days until I got a sinus slimer last night!

by Real Definition63849 June 22, 2016

Sinusconseption

When u ejuculated into a nostrils of another

Sinusconseption was the reason she couldn't come to work

by Cranium666 August 2, 2017