simferopol

least based city in Russia. Home to many Simps and losers tbh.

CK: Yo bruh I went to Simferopol last summer
Moose: ye cause ur a simp lmao ofc you went to SIMPerpol

by uber based July 26, 2020

Simmeolution

The act of changing an online username to a "jammer", or song that you really like, as a counter to the "Qevolution".

"Join the Simmeolution!"

by 3.wav March 22, 2021

Angry Simeran

A very angry Indian man who probs does cadets and shit. He also targets any girl who is in a radius of 10000000000000 kilometres, he will then proceed to find their Instagram and follow them. Has a yellow account and gets his dick dirty over phat bitches. Wants a white-girl but he'll have an arranged marriage. Says he doesn't date Indians.

Fuck Angry Simeran good job getting those 10 extra atar points

by Taylan Celiker May 10, 2018

let it simmer

When a girl is snapping/texting you constantly, but you make her wait before you respond so you don’t look desperate.

John:Oh man! That hot chick just snapped me, I better open it!

Bob: Nah man, don’t look desperate. Give it a minute, let it simmer.

by Aladeen Mothafuckah September 27, 2017

Pulling a Simeon

Dry snitching on someone else to get what you want and get others on your side.
Reference to GTA V's Simeon Yetarian, who constantly lies and manipulates others to get what he wants.

Hey did you hear what happened to Kayden? Aaron was pulling a Simeon on him

by St4lk_e3r February 15, 2022

Minute of Simeon

The one minute extra that you are always entitled to stay under the shower, no matter what. Named after its inventor, Simeon.

Wife: almost ready showering? I'm late for work.
Me: I'm finished in 10 sec, you can undress
10 seconds later...
Wife: okay, let me in, my turn
Me: no, I am not finished yet
Wife: but you said you were done
Me: Yes I am done... so now I am havig my minute of Simeon
Response suggestion
Wife: Ahh okay, almost forgot, one is always entitled to that minute, I will wait patiently.

by Not Simeon March 3, 2023

SIMCL

"Sitting In My Chair Laughing" This acronym relpaces 'ROFL'. because honestly who's really going to roll on the floor from laughter?

Stewie Griffin: Hey Brian! Brian!
Brian Griffin: What?
Stewie Griffin: Knock-knock
Brian Griffin: sigh Who's there?
Stewie Griffin: Your friend, Stewie. And he's always gonna be there for you!
{SIMCL}

by Alex/Jackie|Jackie/Alex August 21, 2008