Shmampoodge

When you nut in someone’s hair and they use it as shampoo.

I ran out of shampoo i shmampoodge my quadtroprologic grandma's hair.

by bigbbcchuckyvomutshmampoodge February 6, 2022

Simant

Someone who puts a smile on everyones faces and has a bit of wit. The guy has plenty of beautiful, funny stories to tell you and he's loves and lives life to the fullest. He's sweet, a little shy and a hopeless romantic, an absolute gentleman, will make you laugh on days you're low, deeply cares, will treat you like queen and yes he wont shut the fuck up- but you'll love that about him. He's someone you can count and you'll be delighted to meet a guy like him . It's a pure bliss to have him around.

Simant is such a <3

by Pineapple* April 13, 2022

siamese roman shower

the act of simultaneously shitting your pants and projectile vomiting.

root: roman shower - the act of two or more persons simultaneously vomiting on each other.

i was about to read a story in front of a large audience, but my xanax hadn't kicked in yet, and i freaked and gave the front row a siamese roman shower.

by rose kent August 16, 2007

Poison Simac

Poison Simac is cut from the same cloth as Bat Shit Bachman and Slaughter house Sarah Palin.
One of the cookie cutter Republicans being financed by the GOP and sold to unsuspecting sheeple of Wisconsin.

Poison Simac's entire campaign is based upon Jim Holperin's heroic action to stall Scooter Wanker's attempts to destroy the middle class in Wisconsin Fitzwalkerstan.

Poison Simac is still another example of ignorant voters cutting their own throats!
Poison Simac stands as a broken family values candidate, what a Hypocrite.Wisconsin Circuit Court Access Program (CCAP) (Simac, known as Kim Maillette, filed for divorce from her first husband on the exact same day that her current husband, Arthur Simac, filed for divorce from his now ex-wife.

by Hatchetman1 July 10, 2011

Shmamered

Used to describe a person who is very drunk. A combination of several discribing words.

"Dude, You are so shmamered!"

by Yanna June 11, 2007

Siamese Dick

When a couple is about to perform anal sex and the man covers his dick in glue and proceeds to ram it into the girl's asshole, thus forming an inseparable siamese twin.

"Dude, you gotta try the siamese dick with your girl tonight! Don't forget to buy the glue!"

by BiigFrahh July 2, 2014

shmammered

The act of being completely drunk.. smashed+hammered=Shmammered

Tyler was completely shmammered at the party last night because he had so much alcohol.

by tywithawhy December 17, 2008