Slick Jacquet

When you dip your balls into a vat of soapy water and rub it on a bald man's head.

Me: I just gave that teacher the fattest Slick Jacquet of my life!
Friend: Sick nasty bro let me hit it!

by SwagMaster87 September 25, 2017

Cajun Slick

The best possible starting hand in Texas-Holdem poker. Consisting of a deuce and a five, off suit, as the players starting whole cards.

Some idiot named Max tried to step to me with poket tens on the bubble. Too bad for him I was slowplaying the Cajun Slick. Poor guy never stood a chance.

by PhilHellmuthSucks February 26, 2014

shlicka shlicka shlick

An onomatopoeia for the noise made during female masturbation, implying the motion of fingers sliding inside rapidly. The female counterpart to fap fap fap

liek omg Andersoon Cooper is liek so totally HOT HE JUST MAKES ME NEED TO CUM RIGHT NOW *shlicka shlicka shlick*

by AtLeast100YearsAgoButthurt September 2, 2008

slickness

1. To possess the ability to seduce women, often many at a time.

2. Being able to service many women in a short time period, but not get caught.

3. Being seemingly patience to the outsider, while girls want to slob on your knob that very moment.

Nerd: How do you sleep with three different girls on the weekend, and still have a girlfriend.

Mr. Slick: The slickness my friend, it's an artform.

Nerd: How do I become slick?

Mr. Slick: You can't, you can only read about it.

by In the know February 17, 2004

slick brian

when you jizz into a dirty sock and then coerce your friend to pick it up. Additionally, the victim has the option of throwing the sock at the nearest third party

Brian: hey carl, wanna throw me that sock?
Carl: what that dirty one right there?
Brian: yeah that one
Carl: jesus fuck, is this sock full of jizz
Brian: wanna wipe, cause you just got a slick brian

by Greedy Fuck January 15, 2009

silicone valley

the area between two breast implants.

Look at that chick's ugly tattoo in her silicone valley!

by roarkfish July 17, 2006

Silicone Sally

A woman with silicone breast implants (primarily), among other silicone implants associated with plastic surgery. A Silicone Sally is a play on the trophy wives of the millionaires living in Silicon Valley (alternatively called "Silicone" Valley to satirize these women).

Dude #1 "I met a Silicone Sally with the biggest fake titties ever last night when I was clubbin' in the valley!"

Dude #2 "Did you get a feel?"

Dude #1 "No, she was with her husband."

Dude #2 "Then how did you know they were fake?"

by shegavemydickpinkeye February 14, 2010