Scaring The Turtle

I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.

by GravediggerJim February 14, 2021

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Scaring a squid

High difficulty. Facilitating a 3 way with two women. Tying both up by both arms and legs but one North and one south. Then jumping on top and making both squirt simultaneously.

I had the craziest 3 way last night! It’s was eight limbs and squirting like scaring a squid!!

by biffduncan August 3, 2021

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Scardina-ing

Driving a slow vehicle like it's a race car while having road rage and intentionally baiting other drivers to fight.

Some asshole was scardina-ing me this morning on my way into work. I pulled over and he pulled a crow bar from the front seat.

by sara da terra July 13, 2023

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Scaring the Goat

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One who is being obnoxiously loud/ over excited.

Levi, settle down your scaring the goat!

by Bounceback January 25, 2024

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Scading

skad· ing ˈskā-diŋ

: the act, art, or sport of designing SCADA systems.

Jim was in the office all day Scading on his computer. He was designing a new custom SCADA system for a happy client.

by Keystone-is.com April 22, 2024

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Sharding

The act of putting glass up someones ass and having their anus retract to shatter it into shards and then give them anal sex

Me and my hb were sharding last night

by The big epstien February 14, 2026

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(verb) The act of feigning prolonged, ongoing attention with a prop of choice or availability (this behavior was first introduced with a scarf) with the objective of avoiding verbal or physical engagement with an undesirable individual. Refusal to be used as social currency, especially on a public stage. Note: Scarfing can be used in any situation where there is no desire to engage with an individual. Does not have to be on the public stage.

SCARFER - Noun

ChristiAnna has SCARFING down to an exact science.
Alexandria SCARFS people all the time; I think she enjoys it a bit too much.
Meghan is such an obnoxious social climbing user, I bet she gets SCARFED all the time.

by ElleLlane't March 4, 2026

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