absolute fucking shambles

A phrase commonly used to describe a terribly organised event.

Josh: Did you go to that curry night Conor organised?
Ciaran: Yeh, it was an absolute fucking shambles!

by Shambolic Badger September 12, 2017

Stumble Valium

After hours (sometimes minutes) of Stumbling (StumbleUpon) through crap and finding something actually funny.

It combats Stumble Depression which is what you suffer while waiting for something good.

"Man work sucks today, I've been Stumbling for half an hour now and all I'm getting is 10 ways to improve shite"!

"I feel so bad for you right now"

"STFU man it's all good, found some new Bushism Quotes... Ahh the Stumble Valium kicks in"

by Mathius October 30, 2007

Stumble Knowledge

The collection of random facts and tidbits of information that are seemingly unrelated to normal life that one acquires through the firefox browser extension "Stumbleupon."

Average Stumble knowledge

"On average there are 178 sesame seeds on each McDonalds Big Mac bun"
"The inventor of Vaseline ate a spoonful of the stuff every morning"
"The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation"
"No word in the English language rhythms with month, orange, silver, or purple"
"If you have 3 quarters, 4 dimes, and 4 pennies, you have $1.19. You also have the largest amount of money in coins without being able to make change for a dollar."

And the world record for sperm swallowing,
"Michelle Monahan from Los Angeles who, in July 1971, had 1.7 pints of semen pumped out of her stomach."

by kibosh120 March 8, 2009

Shamble Bangs

Chuck Todd metaphor for American news

watching Sunday shows Lydia said “my god these news assholes are just so fucking terrible,” reacting to Chuck Todd not challenging a repub guest on Meet the Press. “Chuck’s gross Shamble Bangs is the perfect symbol of how fucking useless news is today.”

by Uncle Joosie January 10, 2022

Stumble guys

An activity in which a group of men have gay sex whilst shouting vulgar words.

Hey bro wanna do stumble guys?
Dude we're in class

by Mr C. White March 26, 2022

hop on stumble guys

Very rough sex with two or more gay leprechauns all being vegans with liquid gold as lubricant and preformed in a pot of gold. Both of who ages added up to 30 yrs old.

Hop on stumble guys is defined as this

by Very little midget C Fog May 3, 2022

stumble upon

stumble across, to encounter or discover (someone or something) by accident

after 28 yrs of mis direction i stumble upon taoism n it changed my life forever!

by annua August 8, 2009