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scrumptrulescent

Amazing beyond belief. A quality of greatness, perfection, glory and deliciousness otherwise indescribable.
Also Scrumptrulescence.
1. Dustin Diamond's perfomance was scrumptrulescent.
2. That meal was positively scrumptrulescent.
3. I am blinded by your scrumptrulescence.
by B. Wolfe Clifford July 30, 2004
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scrumption

To be highly elaborate in the context of art, communication and expression.
A woman stood in the middle of a city and shouted, "I am scrumption!"
by G. Thomas August 28, 2006
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Shrumple

1. A woman of negotiable services of intimacy (see prostitute)
2. The sound believed by renowned theoretical physicists to be made when a particularly fat person (say, 250 lbs.+) is running with a box containing a large sponge cake (the cake must be sponge for the desired effect) then drops said cake box in their haste and, due to their unwieldly momentum, runs over the box. The 'shrumple' in question occurs right at the moment of impact between their foot and the top of the box, then continues for several milliseconds as they inevitably crush the cake itself underfoot. the ensuing panting and swearing on the fat individuals behalf is not included in the sound.
Thomas, the neighbourhood fat boy, was running gleefully with his newly bought cake in great expectance of eating it when, all of a sudden, the butter stains on his hands caused him to lose his hold on the box, which he jiggled over top of with a loud 'shrumple'.
simon ackwayus laughed at the fatty with the butter stains
by Simon Ackwayus December 28, 2005
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scrump nugget

A scrump nugget is an affectionate term for a boyfriend as used on 30 Rock. The episode was 4-10 "Black Light Attack!".
He's your little scrump nugget.
by missemmamm February 9, 2010
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scrumpt

my mom scrumpt for help.”
by fishyheart December 22, 2021
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scrumple

That piece of paper has been lying around scrumpled up at the bottom of my bag for ages.

Don't roll around on the floor, you'll scrumple your shirt.
by zomgmouse April 2, 2010
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scrumpf

i don't have the scrumpf to run another 2 miles.
by caroline and rame January 20, 2010
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