Shoont

slang for shit or shoot. Used when someone refuses to do something. See example.

I don't wanna go to school mamma, Shoont!
or
Answer the door, Shoont!

by Chrystina January 9, 2006

Shontel

PROFESSIONAL singer actress judge athlete advertisement director administrative manager and dancer. Crazy, sexy, cool, loved and adored. She is patient, kind, faithful, and loving. Honest, generous, accomplished but modest. Strong (like a rock), helpful, stern but gentle. Intelligent, spiritual, mother and friend. Comedian, entertainer, interpreter indeed. Thought to be from a royal lineage of european decent, born from a brilliant light. She is magnificent, beautiful, fabolous, gorgeous, and marvelous. She is love and once you get a taste of it, you never want to let it go. So be careful fellas... (lol)

Shontel is like a rose.

Who Shontel? She must be related to Beyonce. They act just alike.

by Sarah Marie Clair February 4, 2010

Shinterrupted

When one taking a shit, they are interrupted, this even includes not having toilet paper, anything that hinders the ability to take a normal peaceful shit.

Every time I take a shit in the locker room after gym class, I get Shinterrupted by people.

by Sixberry April 14, 2015

Shfintereting

1. engaging or exciting and holding the attention or curiosity.

2. arousing a feeling of shfinterest.

I fell asleep during Surrogates, that means it's not very shfintereting.

by peedunky February 23, 2010

shontae

Shontae is commonly known as the Maori queen. She likes to talk alot and is hard to keep quiet. She thinks she owns the local town

Stop talking your being a shontae, do you own the town your a shontae.

by Mollywolly November 30, 2013

Shonta

A fine, sexy, super hott chic, that is always horny and her pussy stays super wet. She has multiple orgasms and can fuck like not other woman can. She can take it to the back of the throat like a champion and loves anal sex. She is fun to be around, has mad flavor and style, drinks like a man, fucks like a whore, but acts like a lady. Will sleep around if she's dealing with a dead beat, broke dick, or jail bird but is loyal to a real man that knows how to keep her in check and feed her mind with knowledge and spiritual intellect. Without this type of man to give her guidance, Shonta can be wild and out of control.

Fool: Man, this girl fucked me like I've never been fucked before and as a result I gave her all my money!

Fool's Friend: Oh shit! Sounds like you met Shonta. Dude you're fucked. You'll be sprung, broke, in love, and you'll love it. Just ask my friend Anthony.

by The Wolf and LiL Red February 19, 2010

Shaint

When someone has to have a bowel movement so bad they faint. In medical terms, defecation syncope or vasovagal syncope. In short, shit-faint...shaint.

I had to shit so bad the other day I shainted...good thing I didn't hit my head or shit on myself.

by Badaducci December 7, 2018