Shockprise

Not quite a shock or surprise but both simultaneously because neither word "shock" or "surprise" fully explains the moment. Shockprise encapsulates the fun of surprise and the awe of a shock.

" The shockrpise of a donckeypunch nearly killed me!"

" It was a complete shockprise when we were walked in on by my husband."

by Banana88 August 14, 2009

Shock the Jawa

Any sexual act that involves exposing the mans penis to an electric current of some form.

My girlfreind complained that I couldn't get off when we screwed. Then I had the idea to Shock the Jawa and she hasn't complained since.

by Orcaman December 11, 2009

intergolactic shock

when someone has a heart attack of some sort because another person was joking about something serious...when it really wasn't.

boy: dude your mom just died..
girl: WHAT!? *girl has heart attack/intergolactic shock*
boy: ahhaha i was just kiddin yo.

by urgayy April 23, 2009

sophomore shock

when you watch the new freshman come to your school and are annoyed by their behavior. and then you begin to realize you were actually the same way.

I went to the freshman quad and was so annoyed by their general stupidness. then i realized that i acted the same way last year...major sophomore shock."

by Feely7 January 24, 2011

Papa Dick Shock

The shock a young, prepubescent boy experiences when he sees his father's penis for the first time. "Why is it so big and harry?" Papa Dick Shock is a necessary rite of passage for a young boy. Optimal Dick-shock ages: 5-9

Rupert: Oh my god Kevin, you shoulda seen my dad's wanker the other day! It was huuge compared to my mike and Ike, and there'a a forest around it!!

Kevin: Rupert, you dumbass, it took you this long to go through Papa Dick Shock?

by Shoot The Five November 8, 2016

shocking the globe

when you let a hott lady suck on one of your testicles and thats it, till you fall asleep.

i wish that big booty bitch would be shocking the globe.

by Joshee November 26, 2006

sack shock

The period after a sack tapping, in which an exquisite pain is felt, often leading to a state of nausua and flinching whenever somebody makes a quick movement in your general direction.

Joe went through sack shock after getting tapped while getting a titty twister.

by thebirdman9999 March 16, 2007