Shmoodle

an unfunnny/offensive joke in which the teller is the only one laughing

Eric: could you pass the bacon
Alex: I could pass the bitch, assmouth
Eric:...that was a shmoodle Alex

by redgoat42 June 26, 2009

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I hug from a girl wearing no underwear. Usually a slutty girl and your friend.

She gave me a smoogle dee boogle dee dude!
How do you know?
I felt her butt. No underwear man.

by Jesus Caracas November 9, 2004

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A term used by generally insane speakers who perceive themselves to be the smartest person in the room at all times but who either 1) can't think of the appropriate word to use, 2) choose to re-define a commonly understood word to mean something totally different, or 3) need to assert a point of argument that can only be made by changing actual facts into fictional hallucinations to "support" said argument.

"Nononono . . . you don't understand. It's not an 'application'. Call it a smoogle instead."

"Nononono . . . remember that we're not dealing with applications. They're smoogles."

by Norm D. Guerre September 26, 2007

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adj. To, whether deliberately or accidentally forget to take your ADD/ADHD medication and socialize with your fellow peers, annoying them with your exuberant personality and random conversation in your natural state.

Person A,"OMG a bunny!!!. But anyway, I was at this thing, with these people and then BAM!!! it hit me! OMG have you ever noticed that the sky is not that blue!?! AND THERES A SEAGULL AND... "

Person B, "GEEZ you schmoogle me everyday shut up!!!"

by WowIt'sAnnoying August 27, 2009

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