shmoot

To shit ones pants

Damn it, i just shmoot

by El_josho88 April 11, 2016

shmootz

to bang, fuck, have sex , or "hit up"

are you going to go shmootz this girl tonight?

lets go shmootz some xbox

by jj,gallegos July 3, 2008

shoofty

pitching a tent in your pants

Man quit shootying at my shoofty

by cozmo November 12, 2003

shmoff

a noun that is used to describe shit that is a step up from diarrhea and a step down from normal shit...when shat, takes a considerable amount of time to clean up-per say...very undesirable(can also be used as an insult

1.) Oops! I shmoffed my pants after eating grandmas homemade gravy.

2.) Dude! You are worse than shit...You are a piece of shmoff

by the infamous burninator and guy le douche April 22, 2004

shmotchkiss

shmotchkiss (shmôch'kis)- noun

1. a pity excuse for a T-shirt slogan used by the Class Committee for fear of coming up with any funny joke that resembles decency.
2. Dr. Seuss rhyme.
(see embarrassment)

Class Committee:
"Hey check out this new slogan for Hotchkiss Day: 'Hotchkiss Shmotchkiss!'"

Upper Mid:
"That kinda sucks..."

by Nicolas Hurt November 24, 2007

shmootie

when a guy or a girl while making out sucks on the other one's tongue.

I was making out with Megan last night and she gave me a shmootie.

by Budwash435 January 24, 2009

shmotted

Smashed and got it. In other words you had sex wit another person

Oh shit you shmotted that

by shmad squad November 7, 2010