An American citizen(technically), who decides to buy a new car to help boost the U.S. economy, but end up buying a Japanese rice-burning piece of shit instead of an American car, having the opposite effect.
American Shitizen
Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."
Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"
Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."
Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
Mike: "Hey guys, I got a new car."
Worker #1:"Oh, Yeah?"
Mike:"Yeah, I decided that I should be a good American citizen, so I bought a new Toyota."
Worker #2:"Mike, you're confused. That makes you a Shitizen, not a citizen."
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Noun. A person who frequently comments on internet material and whose comments are characterized by their negativity and poor use of the English language and its basic conventions.
John Oliver was wise to encourage shitizens to petition the White House to carefully consider legislation related to net neutrality.
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A: You heard how much money "Deutsche Krebshilfe" earned last night? The server crached!
B: Yeah, we initiated a Shitspending
A: Cool! >_
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A: Cool! >_
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A: I hate Krebs so much! Have you heard how much money "Deutsche Krebshilfe" earned last night?
B: Yeah, we initiated a Shitspending on their website. We did a great job!
A: Cool! >_
B: Yeah, we initiated a Shitspending on their website. We did a great job!
A: Cool! >_
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