Shittles

Small lumps of shit that stick to your arse pubes, like Skittles in shape, but invariably made of shite

I nearly tore myself a new one trying to get those shittles off my arse

by sNoWy1998 December 28, 2005

bored shitless

Being so bored that you have a shit wether you need to or not, as something to pass the time, and still being just as bored afterwards yet unable to shit any more.

I'm bored shitless, just had a shit without needing to and I'm still bored but I can't shit anymore so im telling the world via urban dictionary.

by T1988 November 11, 2006

Gits and Shiggles

Doing something for fun, or for no particular reason.

"I just ate a Carolina Reaper."
"Why?"
"I dunno, gits and shiggles."

by Consumable Objects September 24, 2020

Shitless Job

One where you're walking around aimlessly for 12 hours being bored out of your mind; one where you don't do shit

Tim: I heard you got a summer job...

Paul: You mean a shitless job.

Tim: ???

Paul: I walked around and didn't do shit for twelve hours!

by GTFOMW July 21, 2011

Shriggles

Shr-ih-gils Old man penises (plural)

Wow this nude beach sure has a lot of Shriggles.

by Cloned-Banan July 5, 2020

shigglehoarding

to empty ones refrigerator and sell the contents to the mafia

BRO STOP SHIGGLEHOARDING ME! IM HAVING TO SHOP SO MUCH NOW!

by tickleteeth December 12, 2022

Shiggle

Shiggle: a unit of measurement describing 1 unit of time of a woman's "jelly" jiggling. 1 shiggle equates to 2 and a half seconds of booty jiggle.

Christian: "And thats the last time I let her make brownies..."
Jeren: "Did you see that girl?!"
Brian: "She made her booty jiggle for a shiggle."

by The shiggle crew May 8, 2008