shetland pony cock

A term usually applied to an adolescent male human. Well endowed but not as well as a horse. Can apply to physical or mental attributes.

Female: "That junior high party was awesome last nite!!..That Shetland Pony (cock) rocked my world!"

I can't stand to admit it but that Shetland Pony Cock can definitely piss for miles.

by JLSK March 7, 2012

Shelana

A loving, caring, and joyous name

My mothers name is Shelana

by Shelana January 1, 2017

sheyan

Only words to describe Sheyan is lean mean money making machine

There is only 1 sheyan

by Playboy all May 15, 2016

Shetlandic

A dialect formed in the Shetland Islands.

Words which sooth-moothers don't seem to understand.

The dialect is dieing out because of all the american tv aired in britain.
Now mostly only old people speak Shetlandic.

(Sooth-moothers are southern-speakers)

I couldn't understand a word he was saying, he was speaking in Shetlandic.

by diddybug December 23, 2009

Shaylan

Generally a tall black dude who's bluntly honest and has a thing with lemlems. Shaylans have been known to have high political aspirations, oftentimes shooting for high positions in organizations- such as president of a club or organizations. However, Shaylans can sometimes be slackers in assistant positions and are known to be chronically wrong when arguing with a Mandie, esp. about racism.

Clarissa: Yo, I wanna be President.
Shaylan: No way, man. I'm totally gonna beat you.

by mrsstarchman January 2, 2012

Shetland Shotgun

Someone who talks about guns all the time and they like horses too much.

Friend: Dude, look at my 12 gauge!
You: Shut the hell up you Shetland Shotgun!

by Ian Beil March 25, 2008

Shetland Assist

A hand job from a little person.

I went to the little person convention and the keynote speaker took me back to her room afterwards for a shetland assist.

by jizzwick April 19, 2011