Shevin

The name you would give to your son if you were an alcoholic. Shevin also has a small penis but a really strong libido, so you're gonna have to smash his head in with a beer bottle from time to time, you'll get used to it.

Uhhhh Shevin (shev)ed it (in) the wrong hole

by Mutahar Anas January 27, 2022

sevitus

Fanfictions where Snape is Harry's father. However unlike Severitus, you create the plot idea yourself.

Dude 1: Hey dude, check out this Sevitus fic!

Dude 2: Oh dude, I've seen that fic before! It's totally brill!

Dude 1: Ch'yeah, dude!

by Inoue Ayumi December 7, 2009

Shaving a painted Jesus

An action that is pointless

A: Why are you studying? You know you are going to fail that test.
B: But I have to make an A.
A: You're just shaving a painted Jesus, man.

by Nicole11 January 7, 2009

clean shavies

A boy who having had a scruffy beard for awhile shaves it off becomeing somewhat unrecognizeable.

Hey look at mike he's a real clean shavies withought that beard.

by Andrew Frisch November 12, 2008

schevious

When one is scheming and being devious

Lindsay looked schevious after Hilary stole Aaron from her.

by Lulz-E January 30, 2009

Shaving the Beard

When a heterosexual woman divorces her gay husband.

After 30 years of unknowingly acting as Bruce's beard, Cindy finally divorced him after he got caught red-handed at the gay bar.

Bruce: I'm sorry I didn't tell you that I was gay when we got married. Will you stay married to me and pretend that we have sex?

Cindy: I think it's time you came out of the closet - I'm shaving the beard!

by Steve Fraser September 21, 2011

Shaving

Dr. Strange's sport, hobby, passion, center of his life, Bane of his existence

I wish Dr Strange would stop shaving
HA! as if that will ever happen

by spideygirl1989 December 28, 2022