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Shifty Nipples

When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.
Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.

Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.

Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!

Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!
by kdc13579 July 20, 2011
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Sheft

to be stabbed used with words such as: splashed wetted chinged ching
boy1 : you know eman got sheft last week
boy2 : oh shit dats peak
by Bjekdjnflsfjsl June 3, 2018
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Shifty Shellshock

The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.
Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)
by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003
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shefti kooshty

This was a word made up by dandy. It came from the football player Shefti Kuqi, but he said 'kooshty' instead of Kuqi. It quickly caught on. It means 'ok', 'cheers' or 'good'.
joe "i have bought you a new t-shirt"
dandy "shefti kooshty"
by will7 July 20, 2006
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Shafty

Run down/old but cosy, makes you feel at home but not modern or shiny.
"That house is so shafty"
"I know, it looks really cosy"
by YaKnow_Stuff June 17, 2018
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Shiftymoose

-a large deer like animal that sells intoxicating substances to small children.

-an asshat that trolls internet forums
My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.

dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?
by John..... August 23, 2006
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Shifty

To be of machiavellian character.
To bullshit people
To behave in a sneaky manner
I wouldn't trust him to work at your company Dave, he is very shifty
by Mike Harris September 7, 2003
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