When a persons nipples, male or female, are uneven at an extreme angle. Usually with one being high an another low. Can be a fetish for some people, and is seen generally as a turn-on. Also known as Shifty Nips, or Aguilera Nipples.
Kyle: Hey that chick is kinda hott.
Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.
Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!
Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!
Destiny: Yeah I bet she has some shifty nipples like my boyfriend.
Kyle: Oh heck yeah, I'm about to holla at that! I'm all about those shifty nips!
Destiny: ME TOO!!!!!
by kdc13579 July 20, 2011
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The hot pec dude from the rap/rock group Crazy Town. His body rivals that of the studly Hayato Kanzaki, except Shifty has two (2) nipple rings, some other piercings (I forgot where...) and a bunch of tattoos all over his torso.
Both Shawn and I want to marry Shifty Shellshock....she gets him Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, while I have him Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday. Sunday we will decide who gets him by either flipping a coin (winner= 2 out of 3)or playing a match of Worms Armageddon (winner = 2 rounds)
by RatchetBoo June 14, 2003
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by will7 July 20, 2006
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My child stole my money to buy marujuana from that Shiftymoose.
dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?
dude why do you have to act like a shiftymoose while posting on my thread?
by John..... August 23, 2006
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