Monsoon Sheets

This occurs when you wait a long period of time to masturbate, and then you blow a huge load into your bed sheets.

I can't believe I have to sleep under these monsoon sheets.

by Teflon Swoop January 26, 2011

hit the sheets

to go to bed; to go to sleep

Exhausted from his strenuous workout, John hit the sheets.

by Cristopher February 7, 2008

between the sheets

When two people kiss cuddle and fuck in a cozy bed

Chad escorted Kiersten into his room and things got kinky Between The Sheets!

by SlopNChop December 7, 2016

sheet caking

Bingeing on sheet cake or some other extremely sweet, gooey, comfort food to deal with great stress, discomfort, or anger.

Last night, I was so beside myself with anger over politics that I indulged in three hours of sheet caking.

by Poor Little Rich Boy August 18, 2017

freak in the sheets

A girl that appears prim and proper until you get her in bed where she reveals her true insatiable craving for hot, wild, relentless sex.

"My last girlfriend went to a Catholic school but every night she threw me onto the bed and didn't stop for hours! She was a freak in the sheets!"

by Alorophasia777 May 3, 2008

Second sheet

A non fitted sheet that goes over the fitted sheet and stays under the blanket.

The second sheet seems so frivolous, like, who cares if my genitals touch the comforter.

by Ginger Snappah Head September 30, 2021

sheet sneeze

basically a wet dream that went all out

You mean sheet sneezes? cuz sometimes i do bed wet thick...

by sheetsneezer October 22, 2018