Shartinate

Shit + Fart= Shart + Urinate = Shartinate.
To shit, fart and urinate all at the same time.

1. Joslyn was laughing so hard that she shartinated and had to excuse herself to change her drawers and recover her dignity.
2. Joslyn is now the shartinator.

by Joslyn Kloehn October 29, 2007

shakin' my lettuce

1. When one shakes their lettuce in a container in order to mix it in with the dressing.

2. Some random response to the question, "What are you doing?" usually meaning you're doing something unusual.

Dude, what the hell are you doing?
I'm shakin' my lettuce!

by pathfin9 January 30, 2009

Shakin' Cubas

Another name for man boobs or otherwise known as "Moobs" especially when the man is doing physical activity and the Shakin' Cubas are moving.

moobs boobs boobies

"oh man,that guy shouldn't be jump roping! his Shakin' Cubas are all over the place!"

"That guy needs to get a sports bra, his Shakin' Cubas are hanging out!"

"Dude! Get off me! your Shakin' Cubas are all up in my face!"


shaking cuba

by laurenlikespie April 16, 2009

Sharkuntie

A cunt that spy's on people thinking she's Invisible, but in reality. She sticks out like a sharks fin.

Girl A: "did you here about (name here)"

Girl B: "yeah, she's sharkuntie AF"
Girl A: "I KNOW RIGHT !"

by This is Hady March 12, 2016

sharing your opinion

The best way to piss everyone in the room off.

When Jeff started sharing your opinion everyone got pissed off.

by Anomysnognd June 5, 2017

sharting shortstop

A shortstop that sharts.

The sharting shortstop needed to call time out to clean his baseball pants.

by New Fred December 25, 2022

Reverse Sharting

When you sit down to take a dump and are disappointed to only be relieved of gas. Also known as fooping, dumpappointed, and all-blow-and-no-show.

Hey Will, you were in there a long time. How was your dump?

Not good, I was reverse sharting the whole time.

by Alston Whitter August 7, 2012