Shanting

To deprive someone

The act of depriving someone from someone or something.

God is shanting Geoff from getting a woman.

by Geoff Kontz July 26, 2004

Shittering

Using Twitter or 'tweeting' while you you on the shitter "toilet".

I do most of my shittering in the morning while I take my morning dump.

by ladyonspencer June 26, 2009

Shanting

Getting to work late, leaving early, doing personal things at work, having stupid reasons on why you have to leave early

At 2 p.m. Joe says, "I have to leave. I don't want to sit in traffic." Fellow employee, "Why are you always shanting?"

by Youknowdaboy August 1, 2016

smartering

the arrogant behaviour of a person who claims that he has an excellent understanding of a subject but in fact ends up having to confess that he has just a smattering of the subject.

It turned out at long last the he had just a smartering of astrology.

by uttam maharjan November 23, 2010

Shavering

A combination of shaving and showering at the same time.

Yea I woke up late and just finished shavering when Louie called me.

by S.Strauber May 28, 2010

Spannering

Any form of mechanical work on a vehicle, be it a bicycle, motorcycle, car or even a lawnmower.

"What did you do at the weekend?"

"I spent all weekend in the garage spannering, got the car running again by Sunday"

by Arfski July 9, 2012

scattering

When you shit all over the toilet seat

roberts home

by jamie October 13, 2003