shalong

A Jewish slong. Also a greating meaning 'Fuck you'.

He longed to have his shalong inside her muffel tov

by Tom ....../.. May 15, 2007

shamonella

Pretending that you have food poisoning to get out of work or onerous duties.

Brad: Why didn't John get up to come fishing with us this morning?

Brenda: Dude said his stomach hurt, that maybe he had some bad tuna yesterday.

Brad: Sounds like a case of shamonella to me.

by Lex Sleuthor May 29, 2009

Shamone

Originally coined by the great Michael Jackson, meaning, "come on". This incarnation was made new again by Whitney Huston on the television series, Being Bobby Brown. In a scene in which Whitney and Bobby go shopping for sunglasses, (findable on yout*be under,"Whitney and Bobby acting very crackish") Whitney enters the store feeling reeeeaaalllly good and exclaims, "Shamone!" This word now means. "I'm feeling so good today i just have to exclaim, "Shamone!"
-also, acceptable: Shamona!! for extra excitement!

-free pizza? Shamone!
-Gurlfriend, I look GOOD! Shamona!

by fiveashart May 24, 2014

shamone

Say it when you like something

Shamone, I like it sister

by Kiss my bad self November 10, 2003

Salone

A beautiful person inside and out, A very pretty girl...... she'll ask for a lot but she pays you back in a........ never

Daaaammn look at that Salone!

by IUASHDF shdfgi asdfhwd fiud May 6, 2018

shalondra

The most funny and energetic person you’ll meet. She has a big nice smile. Usually short but has a great work ethic. Amazing personality and can make your day, they will always try and lend a hand when they can but even if they can’t they still try and figure somethings out for you. They are giving and loving even at their lowest points ,and that is what makes them different from the rest. They have great people skills and gets along with everyone. They are super nice to people that you didn’t even know they would like. They always have a drive for excellent in everything they do. They make things 10x more fun and exciting. They have very special mind of their own and thinks outside the box way to well, but all in all they make a pretty good person.

“Who’s that lady dancing and singing with sunglasses on” Oh! That’s just shalondra

by Tiny1123 March 6, 2019

Shalonte Effect

The shalonte effect is when a female put her all into a man and is treated the way he should be. Also its a main effect on a man it changes him to better person try new things he never thought he would the shalonte effects is a big impact on a man and the way he acts.

Mark was so In love with Jessica and he didn’t know why until his friend told him that it was the shalonte effect

by Lover boy 5/4 July 13, 2021