Skip to main content

sharted shower

When you realize that you sharted, then take off your clothes, only to have the SHART affixed to your leg or legs. So you decide you have to get into the shower to wash off the shart. Next time, don't shart.
I had a sharted shower in the middle of the night after I awakened from the spicy dinner we ate with a warm sensation on my leg.
by corsendonkian May 8, 2019
mugGet the sharted shower mug.

cane-shafted

You’re told to prepare for a hurricane, but the path shifts and you experience little to no conditions.
Man, Delta took a northern turn and now is hitting Lake Charles. I already bought all these cans of SpaghettiOs. I feel cane-shafted.
by Definishun October 9, 2020
mugGet the cane-shafted mug.
Related Words

Sharted

The word that means you shitted and farted at the same time!
Maddie wanted to fart soooooo bad that she Sharted instead!
by Allie Mata January 5, 2006
mugGet the Sharted mug.

shafted

The idea comes from the practice when two girls go down on a guy. Since both girls cannot pleasure the head of the penis at the same time, one girl is forced to take the shaft of the dick. Hence, the word shaft or shafted referring to being screwed into a lesser deal or something not as desired.
man, i really got the shaft with these english groups.

Damn, you really got shafted when Leslie left you for Stan.
by 4mins4secs May 12, 2006
mugGet the shafted mug.

SHARTED

When you go for a proper loud fart and end up shittin your pants.
1ST PERSON: jeeeeeeeeeeeesssuuussss, listen mate, we need to leave, ive just sharted my self!!!

2ND PERSON: GRIME FACTOR 5 !!!! U FCUKIN WALLY!
by NATE DOUG September 3, 2005
mugGet the SHARTED mug.

sharted

shopping for steaks . . .

Cheryl : We gotta go now.
Trudy : Why ?
Cheryl : Fart gone bad.
Trudy : What???
Cheryl : I sharted !!!!!
by Courtney 21 October 29, 2006
mugGet the sharted mug.

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it
Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"
by pipe master666 August 28, 2009
mugGet the Pipe Sharted mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email