Certified Bossier Boy

A badass citizen of the one and only Bossier City! Don't mess with these guys, they don't dial 911. They're proud where they're from, and they aren't about to put shame in their name by not kicking fuckers asses. You fuck with them, they'll batter ya up like grandmas homemade pancakes!

"Hey man don't mess with the Certified Bossier Boy he's gonna kick your ass!"

"he ain't gon do nun."

The idiot squares up to the bossier boy:

"IM GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!" says the Bossier Boy.

The idiot gets dropped like a pig on a platter.

by Certified Bossier Boy November 15, 2022

Certified Shaygo Moment

A legendary sigma male saying a Certified Side Shaygo Secret.

Person: You know what I respect that my bro, keep it up, that's a real certified shaygo moment.

by I'mHim69 March 19, 2023

certified side Shaygo penis

“Certified side shaygo penis” is a term used by the most elite of shaygos. which is a moment that will be remembered by the boys.

Shaygo1- “that’s a certified side shaygo penis”
Shaygo2- “sure was bucky”

by Big fungus 12 March 23, 2023

Big Man Certified

When Goods, Products, and Services are able to accommodate Big and Tall people.

Be careful with that plastic chair, I don't think it's BIG MAN CERTIFIED. This Ladder is not Big Man Certified, It says the weight limit is 200 pounds.

by Big Man Certified February 28, 2019

certified hustla

someone who can manage money very well and do it in a slick way that no one else can. basicaly they are good at what they do and they stick to it.

they are also known as being legit

dammmnn that girl is a certified hustla

by mariah ostrander October 4, 2008

CRT Certified

A funny way of describing non hd tv's or dvd's or cable boxes etc.

Josue: Jonathan my CRT Certified exploded!
Jonathan: Just purchase a Sony Bravia HDTV duh!

by LOSTINOZ May 29, 2009

Certified Cock Technician

A very experienced female that knows her way around the male penis and able to take her partner to ejaculation at will. Often very good with her blowjobs, being able to deepthroat and pay attention to the balls while having exceptional tongue skills. A certified Cock Technician's only goal is servicing and pleasuring her partner's cock with an expertise matched by very few. This coveted certification is tough to earn and those lucky few labeled shall be extremely experienced, filthy, and well tested.

Man, I pulled Mary from the bar last night. Wow! Let me tell you, she is certified cock technician!

by JD100 February 26, 2010