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Sergeant Pepper

A Sergeant Pepper is when participating in anal sex with a female a man gets her on all fours and as he's about to ejaculate he whips out a pepper shaker places it under her nose causing her to have a sneezing fit thus tightening her muscles repeatedly around his penis.
I Sergeant Peppered that girl last night... she sneezed me into a mindblowing orgasm!
Sergeant Pepper by Rose91 May 24, 2011
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sergeant's present 

the act of grasping a person's nipple between the thumb and forefinger and twisting, i.e a titty twister; often done to a figure in an authority position
Man i just hate this new commander! i'm gonna give him sergeant's present!

Sergeant McHammerfist 

The "Sergeant McHammerfist" is, while at a bar with one or more friends, one or more attractive females chat you up as a ploy to buy them drinks. Instead, once drinks are ordered, you slam the shots with your buddy in front of the chicks. If the barkeep gives you free drinks, you have just McHammerfist'd those two females.
Ladies (after some time of conversing): So, you guys want to buy me and my gal here a few shots?
You and friend: Sure!
*After slamming the shots in front of them*
Barkeep: Nice job, boys! Here's a free beer for each of you for your Sergeant McHammerfist!
Sergeant McHammerfist by obe_ November 25, 2011

Sergeant Baker 

A botched taper or fade haircut that looks like a military-style buzz cut.
Dirk: Hey, nice haircut... but I thought you were joining the Peace Corps, not the Marine Corps.

Lance: Yeah, the dumbass at Great Clips gave me a Sergeant Baker even though just asked him to clean up the sides.

Dirk: Well, it will grow back... I guess.

Lance: Yeah, let's go get some fuckin' pancakes.
Sergeant Baker by Vepa H May 31, 2013

Sergeant Way 

DO
NOT
FUCK
WITH
HER
she happens to be the actual most terrifying human force on the planet. Do not dare to walk for a single second in PT or you will surely be dead. She may be the shortest marine ive ever seen but do not be fooled; she is a tiny bundle of pure enraged fury. shes also got amazing aim with a rifle, she well as one of the loudest screams like ever. she is not a force to be reckoned with.
" Is that Sergeant Way coming over here? "
" OH FUCKING HELL RUN, RUN OH MY GOD "
Sergeant Way by mcjrotia January 4, 2015

sergeant shiny skull 

When your hairline is on the back of your head.
Mr. Williamson is Sergeant shiny skull. You can see the future through his head.

sergeant sally 

A male service member who prances around like a homosexual.
After Jeremy joined the military he started to act like a sergeant sally because he spent some much special time with other men.
sergeant sally by Cwarren24 December 22, 2018