squint-print

The tiny type that one urgently needs to read — such as the directions on a pill bottle or the phone number of a repair person

Thankfully, my drug store provides a magnifying glass in the OTC medication section, to help us old-timers read the squint-print.

by Elena Mancini February 13, 2017

Squintz

Glasses. Could be safety glasses, sunnies or sight squintz.

Sik squintz dude are those a thrift store find?

by Proeski May 22, 2018

Squint Juice

Any form of light that makes your eyes squint.

(Prefferably in a southern US drawl or Australian accent)

“Are you ok!?”

“Yeah, I just got some squint juice in my eyes, that’s all...”

by pungalung November 2, 2018

Squinty Squinty

An Asian person who is so incredibly Asian that there eyes look like they are closed shut; squint to the point of asianness

Bro look at that Asian, wait is he sleeping or his he just a squinty squinty.

by Green bean casserole January 1, 2020

Squintern

Short for "Squint Intern". Can refer to any number of interns to Dr. Temperance Brennan at the Jeffersonian Institute on the TV show Bones. They all have backgrounds in, or are studying, forensic anthropology. At first, there was only one, Zack Addy, but when he no longer worked at the Jeffersonian, he was replaced by a cycle of numerous "squinterns".

Dr. Saroyan: Dr. Brennan, you could use a second pair of eyes. We happen to be squintern-free.
Professor Jude: There you go! I will be your squintern.

by ZivaDavid700 November 3, 2020

Eskimo squint

A wedgie so incredibly intense that the Eskimo will squint

These new fleece Christmas leggings sure have my Eskimo squinting

by Painter December 25, 2016

borderline non sequitur

1. A statement that only just succeeds in logically following the statement that came before it.

2. A statement that logically follows the statement that came before it, but to an insignificant degree.

Adi: Cha' it makes sense, twas a borderline non sequitur though. You were quite roundabout in the way you were trying to explain your point. I almost thought you were about to continue that abrupt transition to it's endmost unrelated-ness. Where we would begin exploring a path of some non sequitur, but you just barely somehow inbrought all those tangential thoughts together to explain your point. I'm impressed.

by MoribundMurdoch November 3, 2020