Segularity

A Single black male that does not have any play

that person is a fucking Segularity

by niggerfaggot1321 July 24, 2022

Secular religion

Oh wow! What a novel concept! I’ve never heard that before! Well... until I said it 5 years ago... but nobody is listen to to me. That’s what the guy who wishes his daughter was never born said to me. No one is listening I’m not doing anything. I’m like him. Except worse in all of the ways that ACTUALLY matter. No, I just don’t even exist. I’m an abstract phantom! Like him! I’m not a revolutionary genius who upended modern politics and religion and revolutionized interpersonal relationships between men and women. I didn’t create a body of work so profound that I will likely surpass Shakespeare and I’m definitely not an archetypal figure that has been intimated as a plurality of villains (in a multitude of narratives) faster than any body of creative work that has ever existed in the history of literature.... that didn’t happen.... because if it did I would be one of the greatest men who had ever lived! And not you.... I would be that and you would just be you.... And where’s the fun in that!?

Hym “Holy crap! People really like that secular religion thing! Iam! You see it!? That’s a thing I said!”

Iam 😑 “Yeah... I was there...”

Hym “Where did WE get that from? Do you recall where we got that from?”

Iam “We didn’t...”

Hym “Oooooh! Ok. I thought it came from some God-like and heroic genius... But it was just me ☹️ Little ole’ me... Wait... 😱 If we got it from us... where did THEY get it!? 😱😱😱😱😱”

Iam 😑 “............. This is why I don’t participate any...”

Hym “OOOOOH MY GOD!!!! IT MUST BE US!!! WE MUST BE THE BIG BRAIN! Well... I’m the big brain. BUT YOU WERE THERE IAM! You were there to bare witness to my glory! Did you see it!? Did it blind you!?”

Iam 😑

Hym 😐

Iam 😑

Hym “Did my glory blind you Iam?”

Iam 😑 “You know your not going to stop until I say yes...”

Hym “NOOOOOOOOOO! It’s ok Iam! We’ll get you the help you need!!! What have I done!?!?!?” 😭😭😭😭😭

Iam 🙄

by Hym Iam November 1, 2022

Secular Attack

a term that invented by Turks for describing a situation where someone feels kinda a sudden episode of physical and emotional reactions when he or she see a threat about the separation of belief and state. A secular attack can also happen when a person is exposed to a different belief system than their own, or when they feel threatened by the loss of their identity or influence.

- Hey, Don't eat with left, it is a sin.
- Please stop, I am having a secular attack, right now.

or

After Political figure actions and comments that violated women's rights, the Whole country had a secular attack and response with pictures and videos of Atatürk (Symbol of enlightenment in Türkiye)

by secularattack December 30, 2023

secular man-boy

An intellectual hipster with roots in the humanities with a lax attitude towards defining his viewership

Mr. Write-for-a-Large-Audience: Don’t use metafiction that a fourth grader can’t understand
Mr. Emotional Poet: I’m a Secular Man-Boy, not a complete idiot

by Blueberry Boat November 15, 2023

secular public

Being in public when your not in a religious setting

Your in secular public, qualify your phrases.

by Abba Texas May 7, 2024

Seculars

People who are not muslim but support muslims over people of their own religion for political, or professional, or monetary gain.

As soon as Israel launched a millitary offensive in Gaza, the Seculars cried it was a violation of human rights and abuse of power by Israel.

by SUM11 February 29, 2024

Secularanity

An ideology and/or pseudofaith based on Secular Exclusivism.

A synonym for Secular Exclusivism.

Secularism can be separated into:
1. Secular Inclusivism, where all religions are accepted, respected and celebrated, and

2. Secular Exclusivism (Secularanity), where the only accepted outwardly appearance, behaviour and beliefs are consistent with exclusive secular values.

School 1:
Person A: Schools should celebrate all religions!
Person B: So I can't be visibly religious here?

Person A: Of course not! Secularanity rules!

Person A: I think you're taking things a bit too far...

School 2:
Person A: Schools should celebrate all religions!
Person B: So I can be visibly religious here?

Person A: Of course! We have secular inclusive values!
Person A: Thank goodness!

by Rexlyx April 17, 2024