A person who, in an attempt to be righteous, cannot hold a regular conversation due to his or her undying need to argue the semantics of the second person's speech
(Victoria is the semantophile in the following conversation)
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
Elie: I can't stand when people argue semantics.
Victoria: But if by "argue" you mean they take a stand against what might be a culturally accepted term for you, then technically you're not looking at their point of view.
Elie: But you're missing the point...
Victoria: If "the point" is open to interpretation then one can never so-called "miss" it.
Elie: Oh god...
by L-Dub Elie March 6, 2009
Get the semantophile mug.a. (verb) to flail one's distal appendages in a spastic display of frustration and helplessness. frequently occurs after one has imbibed large amounts of liquor, wine, or malt beverages
b. (noun) male ejaculate. typically spoken along the East Coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities
b. (noun) male ejaculate. typically spoken along the East Coast
c. as a past participle (semaked): confers an state of extreme inebriation and loss of logical/spatial abilities
a. Stop semaking, you might knock over my aquarium.
b. I had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. You could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.
b. I had to wash my comforter this morning; it was covered in semak.
c. You could tell that he had gotten semaked by the way he crashed into the wall and began to vomit.
by Bartleby the Scrivenahhhh February 25, 2009
Get the semak mug.a word you use to further piss off detailed oriented people when they're squabbling over what clearly are to you, moot points, or matters of minor significance, surface shit. when used correctly, it elicits immediate correction from the offended party.
- "cucumbers are my favorite vegetable"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"
- "actually, cucumbers are a fruit"
- "whatever, enough semanatics"
- "it's semantics, and i don't see how that applies to this"
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Semat is a beautiful girl, Disney Princesses are actually Jealous of her gorgeous face, smooth black hair and of how her amazing body looks better than the model's bodies.
Everyone loves Semat and all of the men that know her are dying to just have a small talk with her.
Semat is a great Mountain that can't be shaken.
If know Semat you have to be grateful for what have in your life. she is just the perfect
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