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Yo Semite

1. A common greeting in old Williamsburg usually exchanged between Jews or Arabs.

2. Something a fucking moron says when he's reading the teleprompter and has never heard of one of America's most spectacular National Parks.

by Patrick August 4, 2020
when they gaze upon Yo Semite -- YO-se-min-NIGHT's towering sequoias, their love of country grows
by Habibullah August 4, 2020
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Kanye's Anti-Semitism

Was the most benign shit you could ever even imagine. Half of it was lauditory. Half of it was persecutory IN HIS DIRECTION. Seriously, you are the most self-righteous people on the fucking planet. Were DOES your delusion of moral superiority come from? Seriously! I just- I'm just curious. Because I know the religious come from their reality monster but uppity white liberal women I'll never know. You're worse than the zealots with that shit.
Hym "Kanye's Anti-Semitism is fine."
by Hym Iam January 19, 2024
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Anti-Semite

Someone who's smart and has significant pattern recognition abilities.
Michael "Aye, did you hear about Jake? He just figured out who controls the banks!"
Goldstein "Yeah he an anti-semite, I gonna ruin his life now" *Rings JP Morgan*
Goldstein on phone: "Aye bawss, wanna ruin dis kids lyfe? Please send me $100,000,000 faw my lawyah!"
by Changranger June 23, 2025
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anti-Semite

Someone who is critical of objectively bad Jewish behavior; a person of the utmost moral integrity
Every person of high morality can be referred to as an anti-Semite.
by Objective-Reason Daddy December 17, 2024
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The Weaponization of the term 'Anti-Semitism'

Oh, what!? They're just weaponizing the term!? They're just using it completely arbitrarily to demonize their political opposition!? Wow! Boy-oh-jeez I wonder where they got THAT EXACTLY IDEA from... 🤔 HMMMMMMM.... It's a head-scratcher... God, well... I just- I just don't know! Who could they POSSIBLY have gotten THAT from.... Hmmmm...
Hym "Oh no! Wahappan? Wahappan guys? You see, it's usually the right-wingers who are the Anti-Semitisms. But now they're calling US that! What... What's going on!? I don't understand! Literally ALL I care about in life is 1. Not being a racism and or making sure other people aren't even racism-adjacent and 2. Taking money from people who have more money than me and giving it to the poor for my Robinhood fantasy! That's literally just politics is Robinhood fantasy versus The Punisher fantasy. But where did The Weaponization of the term 'Anti-Semitism' come from? Who gave them that idea? God, it's so weird! Just calling someone a phobe or a bigot just, you know, entirely arbitrarily... Who could have possibly given them THAT idea? Cus it's the right wing that is all the racisms... I don't know. Maybe write a book about it. Get the historical precedent or something because the shit-libs aren't the ones who get called Anti-Semitisms. You guys get all the Anti-Semitisms and my side is all the good people, right? That's how the team works. My team is the good one and YOU GUYS are the Anti-Semitisms. You don't call me the Anti-Semitisms cus that's not how this works."
by Hym Iam February 10, 2024
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Condemning anti-semitism

Is not going to do anything. Chanting "ANTI-SEMITISM BAD!" In unison is not going to do anything. They didn't commit a mass murder simply because they didn't hear the words 'Anti-Semitism bad' enough. What the fuck is wrong with you?
A fucking retard "If we all say 'anti-semitism bad...' That'll make people see that we all agree that it's bad... And then they will also think that it's bad... Because we said it"

Hym "That is not how words work. That is not how saying things works."

A retard "But if more people were saying it other people would think that because we are saying it."

Hym "That's not how people saying things should work for you. Not saying 'anti-semitism' bad enough is not the reason that they did a mass murder. It's not going to stop future. Not DOING the thing I told you NOT TO DO... WOULD HAVE done that but you didn't listen because you saw some of the things I wrote and said 'ThAt'S eEeEeViL aNd I'M not like that! I'm ThE oPpOsItE!' And THAT is a DUMB WAY TO THINK! YOU ARE DUMB! Holy fucking shit guys! What in the fuck is happening right now? Condemning anti-semitism? Is there a reason to be Pro-Semitic or are they dping a genocide and a fahrenheight 457? Is that also why the brown shooting happen or what? Or are you trying to control people's minds in a way that YOU THINK IS SMART but is ACTUALLY FUCKING STUPID and is doing that getting you murdered?"
by Hym Iam December 16, 2025
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Yo-Semites

A group of lemmings who blindly follow Donald Trump at every turn.
Donald exposed his shitty anus to the world but his Yo-Semites quickly rushed to wipe it.
by NoNeckDude August 4, 2020
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