a digestive condition in which your stool has a consistency and form similar to diarrhea, but not quite as runny. Like diarrhea, also known to cause frequent trips to the bathroom. Can come in the form of beer shits.
by Marsupial54 April 24, 2009
adjective; used to describe those on Facebook who not only participate in Farmville, "What kind of ____ are you" quizzes, etc.- but also feel the need to inform you of their progress and results, under the false assumption that you give a damn.
Wow, I'm really glad Michael was able to obtain a fake peach tree, for his fake orchard, on a game that allows you to grow fake fruits and vegetables, I guess so you can then take them to the fake market or feed your fake family. Michael goes appshit entirely too often, so his news status is officially hidden.
by Marsupial54 November 02, 2009