Semen Pipe

A dick. This word was made by Ben Allen

You are a semen pipe

by Brn July 4, 2015

Sembach

to get caught wacking off to tranny porn.

Dude you totally just got sembached.

by CraKhEaDKrIsTeN October 13, 2008

semen bazooka

when you shoot a load into a girls mouth or cunt like a bazooka, with massive force.

I swear it was a semen bazooka. She never knew what hit her.

by sparky wahlberg June 9, 2007

Semen String

A string of semen you pull out of your penis when finished ejaculating.
Caused by dehydration.

After having a wank, John was startled when he pulled out a long semen string the length of his arm.
John was worried he might have an STD but in reality he just needs to drink more water.

by mycrowsoft August 26, 2013

semen tree

Another name for the Bradford Pear, and ornamental pear tree. Characterized by greenish-white flowers which smell like a cross between old semen, dirty vagina, and rotting fried shrimp. Common throughout the South, these trees are pleasantly located near eateries and other fine establishments.

Oh darn, there goes my appetite, for the semen trees in front of the South Campus Dining Hall are in bloom.

by tomatoboy April 7, 2005

Semelparity

'Big Bang' reproduction. An organism that only breeds once and dies soon after breeding.

Sheila the lamprey went out with a bang after a night of hot semelparity

by Tdiddypornx June 8, 2011

Semen Goggles

A working person that wears glasses. Not because he is partially sighted, but to protect his/her eyes from spunk after sucking the boss off due to them being up the bosses arse all the time.

"Check out semen goggles Pedro, thats one way to get on the mounting table in the mornings! "

by Hedgehog Dave February 15, 2014